1/16/2008

WDP 140: I want my TV

Breaking down the writers strike & some new TV shows.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp140.mp3

1/10/2008

WDP 139: Obama, Britney & Phil... Oh My!

Was the NH caucus filled with racism? Is Dr. Phil an opportunist? Where is Britney?
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp139.mp3

1/09/2008

WDP 138: Depressed.

1/08/2008

WDP 137: Hold the Obama Phone... Hilary Wins!

Everyone wrote off Hilary Clinton, but she came back to win New Hampshire by... crying?
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp137.mp3

1/07/2008

WDP 136: Obama & Britney's Big Weekend

Is Britney crazy? Is Iowa crazy about Obama?
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp136.mp3

12/31/2007

WDP 135: Naked Time. Sexy Time.

Well, I'm famous. For being drunk and naked. I break it down for you.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp135.mp3

12/27/2007

WDP 134: There & Back Again.

Merry Christmas! I'm back with all the details of what's been up with me & ZipperFish!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp134.mp3

9/12/2007

WDP 133: How's the War?

General Petraeus gives us a war update. Sounds a whole lot like "stay the course." Let's break this thing down.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp133.mp3

9/11/2007

WDP 132: MTV Music Video Awards

Dear MTV. Your awards show sucked. Here's why.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp132.mp3

9/05/2007

WDP 131: Britney, BB8 & news

I talk about Britney making making big bucks, what's wrong with Big Brother 8, and BIG site news!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp131.mp3

9/04/2007

WDP 130: It's The Walrus, b*tches.

Summer is over & I'm back, mad and b*tchy as ever.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp130.mp3

6/28/2007

WDP 129: F-ing Taxes

IRS caught me again. What the hell am I paying all these taxes for?
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp129.mp3

6/26/2007

WDP 128: Too Much Technology?

The iPhone is almost here. The Walrus breaks down the pricing and asks... is all this too much? Also, more listener comments.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp128.mp3

6/22/2007

WDP 127: YAAFM News & Comments

It's Friday, time to party. Settle down with the Walrus, as he gives an update on YAAFM & listens to your comments. Plus... Walrus Karaoke Friday!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp127.mp3

6/19/2007

WDP 126: Honesty the best policy?

Is being honest the best way to go in life, or are we raising a nation of pussies that can't handle the truth?
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp126.mp3

6/15/2007

WDP 125: FAT USA or N.A.A.S.A.

Kellogg is changing their cereal, Jordin Sparks is "normal" and fat people want us to "accept it." What's going on in the USA? Fat people need to get real, and I'm here to tell them just that. Warning: lots of yelling in this episode!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp125.mp3

6/14/2007

WDP 124: Sexism?

Dan Rather got into trouble by saying Katie Couric is "dumbing down the news' & "trating it up." Sexism... or the truth. Plus some ZF News & WALRUS TV!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp124.mp3

6/12/2007

WDP 123: ZipperFish News

We are back. Big time Zipperfish news in this episode. Find out the haps.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp123.mp3

3/27/2007

WDP 122: The Last Show?

It's the last WDP for now. Listen to find out why.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp122.mp3

3/16/2007

WDP 121: Diva & Bagman Take Over

I'm sick so I tapped the best podcasting talent to take over the show. Diva & Bagman!
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp121.mp3

3/14/2007

WDP 120: Happy Birthday to Me!

Birthday comments & reponses to yesterday's YouTube news.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp120.mp3

3/13/2007

WDP 119: YOUTUBE SUED

Jack and I talk about YouTube being sued by Viacom, and the impact it may make on the internet.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp119.mp3

3/08/2007

WDP 118: The Internet with Corneo

Corneo & I talk Britney & Bike Week, but mostly websites and the internet.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp118.mp3

3/02/2007

WDP 117: ROCKIN WITH THE DIVA

The Diva & I babble about sex toys, second life & beer.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp117.mp3

2/28/2007

WDP 116: It's Cyber-Punk!

CyberPunk & I disect Britney Spears, American Idol, and whoring girls.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp116.mp3

2/27/2007

WDP 115: OSCAR WRAP UP

Bagman co-hosts the show and we talk about the Oscars, review some comments and act gay.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp115.mp3

2/22/2007

WDP 114: BAGMAN TIME

Bagman co-hosts the show and we ramble about nothing.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp114.mp3

2/20/2007

WDP 113: JINGLE TIME

News about co-hosting, SNN is up, and PO Box jingles!
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp113.mp3

2/14/2007

WDP 112: JACK, SNN & HZ

Jack joins the show for some comments about the new design, the return of SNN & HollywoodZAP. Plus comments!
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp112.mp3

2/01/2007

WDP 111: MORE NEWS

More news on SNN, YAAFM. Plus comments about Oprah.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp111.mp3

1/31/2007

WDP 110: NEWS

News about ZF, two new websites, and I talk SNN.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp110.mp3

1/04/2007

WDP 109: I Hate Oprah

Oprah needs to be taken down.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp109.mp3

12/30/2006

WDP 108: Random Thoughts

The future for ZF in 2007... other projects.. my gay x-mas... & some call-ins.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp108.mp3

12/21/2006

WDP 107: Holiday Gift Buying

Holiday Greetings, more singing, gift buying, comments... whew. Oh and that new show IDENTITY.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp107.mp3

12/18/2006

WDP 106: Pissed off (again)

Pissed off at you, work partners, forum madness & Time magazine.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp106.mp3

12/12/2006

WDP 105: Writing a Christmas Song

I'm trying to write a Christmas song. It doesn't go to well till the final two songs. They rule!
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp105.mp3

12/08/2006

WDP 104: Holiday Misery

I'm bringing Christmas back... and I'm pissed about it.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp104.mp3

11/28/2006

WDP 103: ZF Radio

Did you miss last Friday's surprise "ZF Radio"? Here's some highlights.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp103.mp3

11/21/2006

WDP 102: CENSORSHIP SUX (again)

O.J. special gets canned, Michael Richards goes off... and then so do I.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp102.mp3

11/10/2006

WADP 101: F*ck You PodShow.com

I get pissed off at GeekBriefTv and PodShow.com. Stop stealing my stuff!
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wadp101.mp3

11/08/2006

WDP 100: HAPPY ONE HUNDRED!

Big show today, I play all the congrats comments on the 100th show, plus mid term elections, Borat, MySpace Playboy, and political correctness on tv.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp100.mp3

11/01/2006

WDP 099: John Kerry is a moron.

John Kerry is a moron. Seriously. Way to try and lose your own parties election. idiot.
Call the comment line! 1-847-453-8862
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp099.mp3

10/27/2006

WDP 098: Advertising Sux

Advertising Sux, Podcast war continues & get ready for ZFTR!!!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp098.mp3

10/26/2006

WDP 097: Big Big Shoe

Big announcements! ZFTR return! Plus, what's up with the internet, your comments and more!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp097.mp3

10/19/2006

WDP 095: Depressed but Funny

I'm depressed...kinda. I talk about how hard it is to be me, take comments, then sing a song!
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp095.mp3

10/12/2006

WDP 094: People are stupid.

Mel Gibson is stupid but shouldn't be destroyed for it. Now that guy that flew the plane into the NYC building... HE'S STUPID.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp094.mp3

10/11/2006

WDP 093: I DON'T GET IT

Google buys out You Tube, I don't get it. The Spike Scream Awards? I don't get it.
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp093.mp3

10/06/2006

WDP 092: HD Delight

My new HD TV is awesome. How I bought it, how much I paid, and how awesome it is. PLUS, a rundown of the new TV shows I am watching. UPDATE... right after I taped this, I found out CBS canned "Smith."
Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp092.mp3

9/27/2006

WDP 091: Obsessed with MySpace

I'm obsessed with making a killer MySpace page. Plus, I was interviewd on PodCast411.com, and ZFTR?

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp091.mp3

9/13/2006

WDP 090: Mike Boogie, LonleyGirl15 & other asses.

Mike Boogie won Big Brother All Stars, what a bummer. LonleyGirl15 (YouTube sensation) is exposed as a 20-something actress, and I deal with a loser company.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp090.mp3

9/11/2006

WDP 089: 9/11, Where We At?

On the fifth anniversary of 9/11, The_Walrus takes a look at the USA, oil & the middle east. Oh, and Bush is a liar.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp089.mp3

9/05/2006

WDP 088: Croc Hunter & Redesign Update

Croc Hunter killed by a STING RAY? A f-ing STING RAY? That sucks. Also, how bout a redesign update? Where is it? When is it?

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp088.mp3

8/24/2006

WDP 087: News & Race on TV

The Walrus talks about some entertainment news, as well as the new SURVIVOR controversy. Race on Television.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp087.mp3

8/22/2006

WDP 086: Music & FAQs

Someone bring back ROCK! Paris Hilton's album drops, www.ShoBizNewsyNews.com redesign, and some FAQs on podcasting.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp086.mp3

8/17/2006

WDP 085: Truth & Evil

We are all evil. Trust no one. Heed my words... the reaping is coming.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp085.mp3

8/16/2006

WDP 084: Hot & Bothered

My air conditioner broke, I fight with partners, and there is forum drama. I'm pissed.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp084.mp3

8/12/2006

WDP 083: Skype Cast w/Tyler & Kitty

TylerB, Kitty and I discuss terrorism and script ideas. Tyler made all the buzzing and typing sounds. Damn you Tyler!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp083.mp3

8/04/2006

WDP 082: Comments Galore

Tonight is a special ZFTR show, so I'm not prepared for this episode. I mostly just play comments and plug ZFTR!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp082.mp3

8/03/2006

WDP 081: E3 & The Morning after Pill

I get all excited and rant and rave about the cancelling of E3... then I go crazy over that crazy Elizabeth Hasselback from the View.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp081.mp3

7/31/2006

WDP 080: Watch the News, Dammit.

News about ZipperFish.com, People half-way around the world hate the USA, & I get personal. *PS... when I said "unconditional", I meant "unconventinal".

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp080.mp3

7/27/2006

WDP 079: Skinny Hollywood or Fat America?

Jack joins me today for a chat about skinny actresses, plus I hit on Jack's co-workers, and we get in a little politics.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp079.mp3

7/21/2006

WDP 078: My Trip to Connecticut

Doogie & Hello Kitty join today's podcast on my trip to Connecticut. What happened at my mom's grave? What happened at my brothers wedding? Listen and find out!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp078.mp3

7/14/2006

WDP 077: Family Trip & Stuff

It's 5am and instead of packing, I'm doing a podcast. Why? Because I love you.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp077.mp3

7/12/2006

WDP 076: I Hate Half of America

I'm pissed off. Conservative values can suck my cock.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp076.mp3

7/10/2006

WDP 075: Being on NLO & stuff

Talkin' movies with James, Being on NLO, Corneo flys off the handle & more comments!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp075.mp3

7/08/2006

WDP 074: Dead People Don't Care

Don't disrespect me or judge me because of my beliefs.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp074.mp3

7/06/2006

WDP 073: Podcast Silliness

RocketBoom goes boom. These podcasters need to check themselves.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp073.mp3

7/04/2006

WDP 072: Happy Fourth! Plus Movie Reviews & more!

WDP 072: Happy Fourth! Plus Movie Reviews & more!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp072.mp3

7/01/2006

Chelsea Show #1

Chelsea Show #1

My next door neighbor Chelsea wanted to do her own show. Here it is. The ramblings of an 8 year old.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/chelsea-show1.mp3

6/29/2006

WDP 071: Chelsea Cohosts Again

WDP 071: Chelsea Cohosts Again

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp071.mp3

6/26/2006

WDP 070: Internet Perception

WDP 070: Internet Perception

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp070.mp3

6/21/2006

WDP 069: Tony Gives an Update

WDP 069: Tony Gives an Update

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp069.mp3

6/16/2006

WDP 068: I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS

WDP 068: I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp068.mp3

6/13/2006

WDP 067: Internet Depression

WDP 067: Internet Depression

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp067.mp3

6/08/2006

WDP 066: Podcast Drama

WDP 066: Podcast Drama

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp066.mp3

6/05/2006

WDP 065: Definition of Marriage

WDP 065: Definition of Marriage

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp065.mp3

6/02/2006

WDP 064: Comics, Boobs & Mutants. Oh My!

WDP 064: Comics, Boobs & Mutants. Oh My!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp064.mp3

5/31/2006

WDP 063: Calling Dr. Jack

WDP 063: Calling Dr. Jack

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp063.mp3

5/30/2006

WDP 062: Entertainment Round-Up

WDP 062: Entertainment Round-Up.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp062.mp3

5/26/2006

WDP 061: Style over Substance.

WDP 061: Style over Substance.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp061.mp3

5/24/2006

WDP 060: Davinci. Idol. Pissed.

WDP 060: Davinci. Idol. Pissed.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp060.mp3

5/23/2006

WDP 059: I'm a Kid!

5/17/2006

WDP 058: McFever

5/15/2006

WDP 057: Redesign??!!

WDP 057: Redesign??!!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp057.mp3

5/11/2006

WDP 056: American Idol

WDP 056: American Idol

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp056.mp3

5/10/2006

WDP 055: Damn I'm Old

WDP 055: Damn I'm Old

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp055.mp3

5/09/2006

WDP 054: A Ton of Crap

WDP 054: A Ton of Crap

~~Thanks to Nevelus for the intro!~~

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp054.mp3

5/04/2006

WDP 053: BrokeBack Podcast

WDP 053: BrokeBack Podcast

~~Thanks to Nevelus for the intro!~~

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp053.mp3

5/03/2006

WDP 052: Too cute to kill

WDP 052: Too cute to kill.

~~Thanks to Nevelus for the intro!~~

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp052.mp3

5/02/2006

WDP 051: Religion Sucks

WDP 051: Religion Sucks.

~~Thanks to Nevelus for the intro!~~

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp051.mp3

4/27/2006

WDP 050: Addiction

WDP 050: Addiction

~~Thanks to Nevelus for the intro!~~

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp050.mp3

4/26/2006

WDP 049: "United 93"-Too Soon.

WDP 049: "United 93"-Too Soon.

~~Thanks to Nevelus for the intro!~~

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp049.mp3

4/25/2006

WDP 048: Pain at the Pump

WDP 048: Pain at the Pump

~~Thanks to Nevelus for the intro!~~

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp048.mp3

4/21/2006

WDP 047: The Jack Update

WDP 047: The Jack Update

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp047.mp3

4/20/2006

WDP 046: Xenu, TV & Rapper Funeral

WDP 046: Xenu, TV & Rapper Funeral

--(thanks to NEVERLUS for the intro!)

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp046.mp3

4/19/2006

WDP 045: Listener Mail

WDP 045. Listener Mail.

--(thanks to NEVERLUS for the intro!)

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp045.mp3

4/17/2006

WDP 044: Oprah Destroys Women.

WDP 044. Oprah Destroys Women.

--(thanks to NEVERLUS for the intro!)

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp044.mp3

4/12/2006

WDP 043: US/World News

WDP 043. US/World News

--(thanks to NEVERLUS for the intro!)

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp043.mp3

4/11/2006

WDP 042: Goodbye Dug.

WDP 042. Goodbye Dug.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp042.mp3

4/10/2006

WDP 041: True Life: Reality TV Stars

WDP 041. True Life: Reality TV Stars

--(thanks to NEVERLUS for the intro!)

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp041.mp3

3/31/2006

WDP 040: Jiminy talks ZFTR.

WDP 040. Jiminy talks ZFTR.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp040.mp3

3/30/2006

WDP 039: AI roundup, Pod Show, etc.

WDP 039. AI roundup, Pod Show, etc.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp039.mp3

3/28/2006

WDP 038: Pissed Off ZFTR News

WDP 038. Pissed Off ZFTR News

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp038.mp3

3/24/2006

WDP 037: The Adult Web.

WDP 037. The Adult Web.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp037.mp3

3/23/2006

WDP 036: ZHPC & Business Calls.

WDP 036. ZHPC & Business Calls.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp036.mp3

3/22/2006

WDP 035: American Idol Round-up

WDP 035. American Idol Round-up

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp035.mp3

3/21/2006

WDP 034: Spring Break Blues

WDP 034. Spring Break Blues

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp034.mp3

3/20/2006

WDP 033: Live on St. Patty's Day.

WDP 033. Live on St. Patty's Day.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp033.mp3

3/16/2006

WDP 032: Birthday News & more.

WDP 032. Birthday News & more.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp032.mp3

3/13/2006

WDP 031: Dear Hollywood...

WDP 031. Dear Hollywood...

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp031.mp3

3/10/2006

WDP 030: It's Friday!

WDP 030. It's Friday!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp030.mp3

3/08/2006

WDP 029: DVD Tuesday!

WDP 029. DVD Tuesday!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp029.mp3

3/06/2006

WDP 028: Oscar Wrap-Up!

WDP 028. Oscar Wrap-Up!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp028.mp3

ZHPC Forum link: http://1.myfreebulletinboard.com/zipperheadforum.html

3/03/2006

WDP 027: It's Friday Bitches!

WDP 027. It's Friday Bitches!

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp027.mp3

ZHPC Forum link: http://1.myfreebulletinboard.com/zipperheadforum.html

Podsafe Music: StingRay Song: 143

2/24/2006

WDP 026: I need a nap.

WDP 026. I need a nap.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp026.m4a

ZHPC Forum link: http://1.myfreebulletinboard.com/zipperheadforum.html

ZipperFish Song

People call me The Walrus, been around for some time
I do so many things, I change like Optimus Prime
Animations, writing, oh you know that's true
Shout out to Patrick, at label Type 2

Some people claim that I'm cocky and I talk too loud
About race, and class, boy that's just not allowed
That I drink too much, and I'm really not funny
And that all I care about is "Show me the money"

Well you know, at Newgrounds I'm famous
For puttin out toons that are so outrageous
I also founded a company, ya that's what you hears
You've seen the animation, Mystery of Britney Spears

But I left there, and now I'm on my own,
Trying to make it, and I'm getting well know
Ya you know me, and you know the site
It's called ZipperFish bitches, and that ain't no hype!

I say ZipperFish
someone say it louder
I say ZipperFish
pussy tastes like clam chowder

Now let me make, this one thing clear
I aint goin no where and I like my beer
You can tune me in, or tune me out
But pissin people off is what I'm about

So if you got a mic, and you're a fat dumb bitch
Stop using me, to find your own niche
Your shit, on my shoe
I'm like a rooster, cock-a-doodle doo!

I entertain, millions have seen my shit
So say what you want, I just won't quit
I'm fucking famous, over the internets
ZFTR... beer and cigarettes.

So say what you want, and keep on spreading your lies
No one listens to you, they call you thunder thighs
I'll just shout out, to the Zipperheads,
They're roll all over you, and fuckin rip you to shreds


I say ZipperFish
someone say it louder
I say ZipperFish
pussy tastes like clam chowder

I work real hard, no one gave me no money,
Yeah, this is my job, got a problem honey?
I make sacrifices, for the American dream,
Don't hate me, cause you got low self esteem.

There's one thing, that I learned long ago
You gotta be yourself, reach for that plateau
Don't let nobody. try and bring you down
They're just fucking jealous, they're just bein a clown.

This song is my answer to all the haters
You best give your respect, to the first creator
I'm been animating, since 98
I've always been first, you better get that straight

I've been podcasting, before the word,
I've always done it live, or haven't you heard
I've always been out front, always leading the pack
If you got 10 listeners, your just a fucking hack.

I say ZipperFish
It's all in the name
I say ZipperFish
we ain't playin no game

I say ZipperFish
Zipperheads unite
I say ZipperFish
No one's backin down from this fight.


Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/zipperfish-song.mp3

2/22/2006

WDP 024: Abortion, the Olympics & Idol. Ain't America grand?

WDP 024. Abortion, the Olympics & Idol. Ain't America grand?

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp024.mp3

2/21/2006

WDP 023: DVD TUESDAY.

WDP 023. DVD TUESDAY.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp023.mp3

2/17/2006

WDP 022: WTF?

2/16/2006

WDP 021: YAAFM 12... racist?

WDP 021. YAAFM 12... racist?

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp021.mp3

2/14/2006

WDP 020: Happy Valentines Day.

WDP 020. Happy Valentines Day.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp020.mp3

2/10/2006

WDP 019: I'm tired and my back hurts.

WDP 019. I'm tired and my back hurts.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp019.mp3

2/08/2006

WDP 018: I want to be a woman.

WDP 018. I want to be a woman.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp018.mp3

2/06/2006

WDP 017: Mid Life Crisis.

WDP 017. Mid Life Crisis.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp017.mp3

2/01/2006

WDP 016: One man's response to the State of the Union.

WDP 016. One man's response to the State of the Union.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp016.mp3

1/31/2006

WDP 015: Academy Award Roundup.

WDP 015. Academy Award Roundup.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp015.mp3

1/30/2006

WDP 014: Monday Blues.

WDP 014. Monday Blues.

I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp014.mp3

1/26/2006

WDP 013: I don't date.

WDP 013. I don't date.

Lisa Loeb Dating show on E!, iTunes Mash up, The Bachelor, & new Z-Chick Section for ZF!

Opening song: CruiseBox "On a Podcast"
Mash up iTunes link: http://www.jasonfreeman.net/itsm/

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp013.mp3

1/25/2006

WDP 012: MMMMM... Roast Beef.

WDP 012. MMMMM... Roast Beef.

Supreme Court 2026, Jack health update, The Future of Z-Chicks?

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp012.mp3

1/23/2006

WDP 011: I gotta cheer up.

WDP 011. I gotta cheer up.

Pissy again. President Bush & Abortion, DVD's I saw this weekend, & some caution about online relationships.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp011.mp3

1/20/2006

WDP 010: Nothing to say.

WDP 010. Nothing to say.

Late night TV, Jack health update, ZFTR.

Podcasthttp://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp010.mp3

WDP 009

WDP 009. MetroSexualMan.

My trip to the hair salon.

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp009.mp3

1/18/2006

WDP 008

WDP 008. Pissed Again.

What is 'mainstream' entertainment, and should I conform to it? Does it make you successful by following the herd?

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp008.mp3

1/17/2006

WDP 007

WDP 007. iTUNES LINK IS FIXED!!!

Peta, Ray Nagin's "Chocolate City", and Golden Globes wrap up.

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp007.mp3

1/16/2006

WDP 006

WDP 006. Feeling 'blah' today.

Martin Luther King Day, even more on race (it's my favorite subject), Golden Globes on 2nite, and correcting more podcasts.

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp006.mp3

1/13/2006

WDP 005

WDP 005. It's tough being an internet celebrity.

PS... I've had some trouble with my feed. If you have subscribed in iTunes, please delete and re-subscribe. Problems have been fixed. (Thanks Jeffro! & Tyler!)

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp005.mp3

WDP 004

WDP 004!!! New software, Garage band! Awesome stuff. Listen Bitches.

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp004.mp3

1/11/2006

WDP 003

WDP 003 coming at you from the dark, dark recesses of my brain. I am super pissed, and about to have a brain aneurism during this whole thing. A "thank you" to voters, and my take on the People's Choice awards. Watch out!

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp003.mp3

1/10/2006

WDP 002

Newgrounds, Hostel, The Bachelor & Alito.

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp002.mp3

1/09/2006

Feed URL

http://feeds.feedburner.com/wdp

WDP #1

It's the first show! Who knows where this will lead? Join me on the journey!

http://www.zftr.com/wdp/wdp001.mp3